Fuck, here’s the real talk. I’m Donald Trekt. Used to swim in cash, a whale. Then shit hit the fan, portfolio tanked, and here I am, down to my last $56k.

But I ain’t crying over spilled coins. I’ve been at the top, now I’m scraping bottom, and it’s got a certain thrill to it. No half-assed moves here. It’s all in or nothing. Market’s high? Perfect. That’s my playground.

I know the game, played it like a champ and lost like one too. But I’m not out yet. This last stack, it’s my ticket back in or my final fuck-off to the game. I’m ready to roll the dice again, all in, because that’s how I roll.

$TREKT.

Rich or bust, motherfuckers.

Donald Fucking Trekt.